Call me Isaiah Washington, but this is funny

Michael Buday of Orange County California petitioned a federal judge this week for the right to take his, soon to be, wife Diana Bijons’ last name. Diana Bijon’s made the suggestion to her fiancé at the behest of her mother, who was worried that because she had no sons there would be no one to carryon the family name. Buday, a twenty-nine year-old, advertising executive has also secretly filed several other petitions. Notably, two in particular were sent to the California Medical Board of Regents requesting permission to have his lips surgically removed from Ms. Bijon’s Ass and another volunteering for a very controversial new procedure in which he would have testical seeds implanted in his scrotum in hopes that he will one day grow a pair.

I'm not making this up. Read it for yourself at:
http://news.aol.com/topnews/articles/_a/man-sues-to-more-easily-take-wifes-name/20070112111009990001